Since my “Days of the Week” review was such a hit, why not keep it in the same ballpark? Today, it’s a review (and ranking) of the months of the year!
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Rumble 7: Man vs Spider (but which spider?)
Well, my ego has taken a bit of a hit. I’ve lost two fights in a row here. Both losses came to cats of course. If you didn’t know this, I have the ultimate respect for all cats. Also, there were some rumblings that I would find a way to declare myself the winner against each and every animal. I think I put those nasty rumours to rest. It’s obvious how much integrity I have at this point. I also want to make it abundantly clear that I truly have never-ending respect for all cats.
Anyway, I needed an easier matchup to get back on track today. This is the equivalent of Mike Tyson taking on Peter McNeeley after five years in prison. I believe the boxing term for scheduling an easier opponent is taking on a tomato can. My tomato can comes in the form of…
Fight 7: Man vs Daddy Long Legs Spider
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Meditation High
Big news folks. I just experienced my first meditation high. What a moment!
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Derby Dan’s: Race 5, and Naming the White Horse
Welcome back to the Most Exciting 20 Seconds in Sports here at Derby Dan’s. To recap, through 4 races, we’ve had 4 different winners. The parity has been incredible! That includes our last race, where the white horse was victorious! You know what that means!
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Days of the Week Review
I’m taking on a heavy hitter today! I’ve put a lot of time into ensuring that this review is flawless. The type of review that can’t be reviewed, if you know what I mean. Today’s review (and ranking) is the days of the week!
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Rumble 6: Back-to-Back Cats: Man vs Tiger!
Fresh off my first loss, my manager is doing me no favours with my next opponent: